Many of you have been wondering how Donald Trump keeps his hair looking so perfect. According to White House sources, a lot of it is what he rubs in it every morning and evening. Apparently, our President uses a special formula of shampoo he has personally developed over the years.
“It’s actually a pretty simple mixture,” Sarah Huckabee Sanders told Fox News Monday. She says that Trump’s shampoo is “1/4 cup coconut milk, 1/4 cup liquid castille soap, 1 1/2 oz of his own semen, 20-25 drops of your favorite essential oils, 2 drops deer urine, and a few drops of Diet Coke.” While the semen may seem odd, many beauty products contain animal sperm. Trump just “prefers to use his own because he likes the idea of bathing in his own virility,” Sanders says, adding that his special formula is the reason his hair has maintained its natural sheen all these years.
Trump was reportedly planning on marketing the shampoo before he was elected, but sacrificed that and many other business ventures to serve as our President so he decided to give it away for free.
Donald Trump really is a man of the people giving out his secret shampoo recipe like that. It’s easy to see why he won over Hillary Clinton in such a landslide — because he truly loves our country and wants to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!