For more than a decade, the true identity of George crack cocaine giant “Shuggy Ubuntu” has been shrouded in mystery, but Atlanta police finally have discovered his true identity – famous Black Lives Matter “activist” Larry Helms.
Helms is responsible for moving hundreds of pounds of crack into the suburbs of the city and is estimated to pull in profits exceeding $1 million monthly pushing drugs to soccer moms and worse: their children. But when the cameras are rolling, you will often see him at mini-riots screaming “I can’t believe” and “Hands up don’t shoot” as he demonizes the same white people he is infecting with drugs addiction.
Atlanta police chief Earl Ray Smith says that enough evidence has been collected to “put Ubuntu away for a long time,” but the problem is finding him because someone in his department tipped the drug lord and liberal activist off to a bust. Since then, he has disappeared and a manhunt is underway.
Last year, “Shuggy” showed up at one of President Trump’s rally where he took off his shirt and screamed “I am not a n****r” for three minutes straight until he was mercifully dragged out by police.
Who knew that people who would do that sort of thing are all drugged up?
Smith says that they expect to apprehend Helms by the end of the week but urges the community to use caution, as he is armed and dangerous.